My Sky Color

A forty something Dad, Husband, Engineer guy living in Western Oregon. Reflections on all things in life. A few technical things and whatever else comes along.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Only in America


- Do people have a long box, 4-door pickup with a bike rack on top of the cab and nothing in the bed.

- Are you served a meal in a resturant that can feed 2 or 3 people nicely.

- Are endangered predators re-introduced into the wild when our ancestors clean them out because they loved to kill and were hard on business.

- Do hotdogs come in packages with a quantity different from the number of buns in a package.

- People drive to church when they live with in walking distance.

- Do people hire someone to do the things they are completely capable of doing but too lazy to do.

- People commute to work in a Suburban alone.

- People choose to live on the opposite side of town from their work.

- Get drunk every weekend because it is the weekend.

- Two people live in a house that has more than two bedrooms.

- The thermostat for the AC is set at 68 degrees in the summer because that is what the heat is at in the winter.

- Fast food meals can be super sized.

- People that can't afford a loan payment, apply for and are giving loans.

- People water their lawn that live in the desert.

- People build cities below sea level that are right next to the sea.

- People get upset when they are injure during extreme sports.

- Sue others for their own mistakes.

- Managers of companies are paid over a million dollars a year...

- Illegal immigrants have rights.

- Political leaders believe more laws will create a better people.

- Teachers are paid less that entertainers.

There are many more. Feel free to add yours to the comments section. DMP

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2 Comments:

At 7:57 PM, Anonymous Julie said...

It can be depressing.

 
At 2:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good list. Makes you think about all the things we do that don't make sense.

mom

 

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