My Sky Color

A forty something Dad, Husband, Engineer guy living in Western Oregon. Reflections on all things in life. A few technical things and whatever else comes along.

Monday, August 29, 2005

L-DL
(Say it fast)
L: Designing things
DL: Litter
L: Building things
DL: A bed with no sheets
L: Animals
DL: Poor quality stuff
L: Mexican food
DL: Smoking due to the litter
L: Toyota Landcruisers
DL: Under dressed obese people
L: Comfortable clothes
DL: Slow computers
L: High speed access
DL: Incessantly barking dogs
L: Babies
DL: Incessantly crowing roosters
L: Fine craftsmanship
DL: Cottage cheese
L: Peanut butter (crunchy)
DL: Roofing removal
L: Waffles - sour dough best, blue berry next best
DL: Hard boiled eggs
L: Van Halen
DL: Minorities that think they deserve special treatment
L: Snow
DL: Humidity over 70%
L: Cloud shapes
DL: Cities
L: Breasts
DL: The Legos not picked up
L: Firearms
DL: Disciplining the lads
L: The beach
DL: Drizzle
L: Cool Aid
DL: Not having peanut butter in the house
L: Goats
DL: Rabbit smell
L: Trees
DL: Drivers not going at least the speed limit
L: Sunshine filtering thru the trees
DL: People that pay someone to fix things
L: Being self sufficient
DL: People that only rant
L: Breathing - You know the meaning after having lung surgery
DL: Pushy sales-people
L: Books - Especially ones that answer questions and contain lots of useful information
DL: Groups that think they need treatment different than everyone else
L: ....
DL: Mosquitoes
This could go on forever. Each year under the bridge makes the list longer. It seems easier to find DLs than Ls. Enjoy and ponder your own L-DLs. DMP

3 Comments:

At 9:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What if the minorities had really nice breasts, then would they deserve special treatment?

 
At 10:34 AM, Blogger DMP said...

Treatment is a relative thing. I was referring to governmental treatment and not personal treatment. DMP

 
At 1:45 PM, Blogger Carly said...

Ha, ha! Anonymous was actually me, rather than the Politically Correct Police. I was just trying to get a little payback from the whole "forged" incident. Now we are even.

 

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